For your health, you need to stop following meon March 12, 2013 at 7:11 pm
Today, I was at Target, and I felt the need to expulse some wind…
So like the gentleman, I am, I started to look for an area where there was no one else. The Full priced DVD section.
As I venture from the discount section, UP & UP drano in hand (Disposal clogged…you fools), a lady kept following.
I kept walking looking for a place that I could pass gas in private, but this miss would not let me be
For your fortitude, go back to the Discount Section, you will find only pain and agony if you keep following me
Then the moment pass, fart crisis averted.